Covering our assets—and yours.*
Privacy Policy*
Last updated: March 3, 2026
AssRisk ("we," "us," "our") respects your privacy. This policy describes how we collect, use, disclose, and protect information when you use our website assrisk.com and our Moob application. Yes, we have a sense of humor. This document does not. (Okay, maybe a little. See asterisk.)*
1. Information We Collect (the "what we know about you" section)*
Information you provide. When you contact us, request a demo, or use our services, we may collect name, email address, company name, and other information you voluntarily provide. We don't make this stuff up—you literally give it to us.*
Automatically collected information. When you visit our website or use our app, we may collect device information, IP address, browser type, usage data, and similar technical data. See our Cookie Policy for details on cookies and similar technologies. (The other kind of cookies. We don't bake.)*
Asset and risk data. If you use our Moob app or assessment services, we may process data about your assets and risk findings as necessary to provide the service. We're an asset risk company. It's in the name. And the asterisk.*
2. How We Use Your Information (no, we don't sell it)*
We use the information we collect to: provide and improve our services; communicate with you; send marketing (where you have consented); comply with legal obligations; protect our and your security; and for other purposes described at the time of collection or with your consent. In short: to run the show and cover our assets. And yours.*
3. Sharing and Disclosure (the "who else sees it" part)*
We do not sell your personal information. Not for money. Not for 69 dollars. Not for 420 dollars. We're serious.* We may share information with: service providers who assist our operations (under strict agreements); legal or regulatory authorities when required; or in connection with a merger, sale, or transfer of assets, with notice as required by law.
4. Data Retention (how long we hold the bag)*
We retain personal data only as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes in this policy or as required by law. You may request deletion of your data subject to applicable exceptions. When in doubt, we delete. Our default is "don't keep what you don't need."*
5. Your Rights (you've got 'em—use 'em)*
Depending on your location, you may have rights to: access, correct, or delete your data; restrict or object to processing; data portability; withdraw consent; and lodge a complaint with a supervisory authority. To exercise these rights, contact us at the details below. We take requests seriously. The asterisk is just our brand. The rights are real.*
6. Security (we try really hard)*
We implement appropriate technical and organizational measures to protect your data against unauthorized access, loss, or alteration. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure; we cannot guarantee absolute security. We're in the risk business. We know risk. We still do our best.*
7. International Transfers (data goes places)*
Your data may be processed in countries other than your own. We ensure appropriate safeguards (e.g., standard contractual clauses) where required by applicable law. Same rules, different time zones.*
8. Children (not for kids)*
Our services are not directed at individuals under the age of 16 (or higher where applicable). We do not knowingly collect personal data from children. If you believe we have done so, please contact us. We'll fix it. No asterisk needed.*
9. Changes to This Policy (we might update—we'll tell you)*
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will post the revised policy on this page and update the "Last updated" date. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance. Material changes may be communicated by email or notice on our site. We're not sneaky. We're just thorough.*
10. Contact Us (reach out—we're here)*
For privacy-related questions, requests, or complaints:
AssRisk
Website: assrisk.com
You can reach us via the contact options on our main site.
* The asterisk is real. So is this policy. Your privacy matters to us—69% because it's the law, 420% because it's the right thing to do. We cover our assets so we can keep covering yours. See asterisk.